The Chens

I am sure that everyone knows that Frank Chen wins everything. As in, literally everything. I am also sure that everyone knows that his older sister, Sophia Chen, also wins everything. Again, literally everything. We all know that this year's Awards Night was not the end of the Chen clan's winning spree. Tons of other academic institutions across the country generously hand out awards to whoever they deem to be a bright young mind, and you can be sure that the siblings Chen will be awarded them.

So now we have gotten the fact that the Chens win everything out of the way. Knowing that the Chens win everything, we must logically conclude that the Chens never lose. Scary thought, isn't it? To always be outsmarted by a Chen, to always face defeat at the hands of a Chen, to always be crushed soundly by a Chen. You can't win against a Chen. No one can win against a Chen. They never lose.

But then, there's a much more scarier thought. Let's do a quick recap: First, the Chens always win. Following that, the Chens must never lose. Now here's something to ponder about: what would happen if the Chens competed against each other? What would happen if you took two unstoppable forces and unleashed them against each other? Would they cancel each other out. To be honest, I believe that a clash of the Chens would be so disastrous that it would lead to the destruction of life, the world, and maybe even the entire universe as we know it.

So spread the word. Prevent the Chenpocalypse.